Sunday, January 19, 2014

For the love of all things sacred...

The fact that this is on the bottom of my knitting pattern makes my life seem even...quainter.
I had to do ALGEBRA this morning to calculate a block amount. Old school, eighth grade algebra. Remember when you learned this crap and thought, "When will I EVER need to do this?" Well if only your teacher had told you that someday, you'd be 40 and trying to drop fat off your hips and you'd be weighing and measuring everything you ingest...well, you'd probably have just opened up the window to that Catholic middle school building and jumped on out. "Thirteen years...that's a good long life," you'd tell yourself.

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